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A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking,
smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there good
looking, how's it going?" having already had a few
power pops, she turns around, faces him, looks him
straight in the eye and says, "Listen! I'll screw
anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place,
front door, back door, it doesn't matter. I've been
doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat
ass love it."
He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm
are you with?"
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