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Bell · 2003-12-16, 11:36 PM

what if. . .

what if on an accidental mouse over the sound all of a sudden - seemed to come from nowhere and it was a LOUD door knocking sound and then the voice of a stern man saying:
"Open up.. this is the police..."

Even though I've no reason to fear the police...
if that happened - I think I truely would have a heart attack and slump over into the floor... knocking down my work station... spilling my hot tea... and my large glass of water... probably choking to death as well on my favorite chewing gum the green package of the eclipse gum... the spearmint flavor... I'd probably break at least 2 of my long fingernails in the fall... and rug burn my knees... and maybe even pull my keyboard and mouse to the
floor right along with me...

the mouse pad (with flamingos on it ) would probably come to rest on my ass in the air...

so...

if that should ever happen... someone please... check my monitor... find the site that my browser window is resting on... and kick the shit out of that webmaster for moi... unlessin' of course it was something I did as a prank to pull on all of you all...

in that case...

nebbermind...

~Bell

2003-12-16, 11:36 PM	#13
Bell I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Dayton, Ohio (currently) Posts: 455	what if. . . what if on an accidental mouse over the sound all of a sudden - seemed to come from nowhere and it was a LOUD door knocking sound and then the voice of a stern man saying: "Open up.. this is the police..." Even though I've no reason to fear the police... if that happened - I think I truely would have a heart attack and slump over into the floor... knocking down my work station... spilling my hot tea... and my large glass of water... probably choking to death as well on my favorite chewing gum the green package of the eclipse gum... the spearmint flavor... I'd probably break at least 2 of my long fingernails in the fall... and rug burn my knees... and maybe even pull my keyboard and mouse to the floor right along with me... the mouse pad (with flamingos on it ) would probably come to rest on my ass in the air... so... if that should ever happen... someone please... check my monitor... find the site that my browser window is resting on... and kick the shit out of that webmaster for moi... unlessin' of course it was something I did as a prank to pull on all of you all... in that case... nebbermind... ~Bell Last edited by Bell; 2003-12-16 at 11:40 PM..