I wrote this post on my blog:
http://www.msnaughty.com/blog/2006/0...too-long-when/
because even innocent pictures on lolly packets have started to look porny.
You know you’ve been in porn too long when:
* Your female friend says she had a great facial the other day and you don’t automatically assume she’s talking about visiting a beautician.
* Your bank raises ATM fees and you find yourself thinking that no-one is ever paid nearly enough for ass-to-mouth.
* You encounter Astroboy or another Japanese animation and wonder when the Hentai tentacle sex is going to start.
* You hear that a DP was nominated for several cinematography awards and you think that must have been one helluva double penetration scene.
* The idea of a clown getting a “cream pie in the face” makes you wonder if a female acrobat was involved.
* The cricket commentators are talking about leather and willow and it calls up scary mental images of Shane Warne in bondage (getting the thrashing he deserves).
And of course…
* You can spot fake tits from a mile away.
So... is it just me, or is porn messing with your thoughts as well?