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I have a big mostly full bottle of Crown in my very full liquor cabinet left over from someone that I dated briefly a year or so ago. That is some nasty shit, but I'm sure that it could be used to power my leaf blower in an emergency.
Life isn't fair, there is enough liquor in my house to get my entire neighborhood drunk, but never enough
in my house.
Guess this is why I always end up the designated driver. I can pass a sobriety roadside test, but may not be able to remember where I parked the car.
