The chia pet idea just won't work. Since I have camera's looking at my driveway, I always get the ups or fedex deliveries. Last week I got a commercial meat slicer that I have been begging for for over 5 years.
Knowing who it was for, I still asked my wife, who did we buy the meat slicer for? Wow, was she pissed at the shipping company for not putting in any kind of a box other than the box that had a picture of a meat slicer.
So, I have been slicing meat for the past few days...just can't get enough of fresh cold cuts
I am roasting a small beef roast today just to slice it up