Simon --
You're a sadist, my friend. lol
What you suggest is actually a fucking great idea. Only reservations I have is it would steer this thread away from the primary intent and the extra work would probably get me locked away for a long time.
Depending on the domain choice though, it would be something I might consider doing here once the first one is setup and running. Would be very interesting I think.
Put the whip DOWN ... back AWAY from the whip