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Old 2006-04-15, 10:29 AM   #3
docholly
Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
 
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Do you talk to the surfer?
Surfer: Got a webcam
Doc: it's not hooked up

Surfer: How much do you charge?
Doc: 4.99/per minute

Surfer: Don't you do this for free??
Doc: No

Surfer: I'm coming to Vegas. Can we have Sex?
Doc: 1500 per hour and it's with a skinny ebony enchantress.

Surfer: Come on I have the best dick you've ever seen
Doc: I've seen over 10K -- i doubt yours is the BEST

Surfer: bitch
Doc: you betcha!!

That's how I talk to surfers.
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