[xxxjay]

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

You did mean to say I was acting like a dick? Because I am not the one that runs in and out this board pissing on the floor. Only a real dick would do that.

Dude. You really have no clue about me.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Yes, someone taught me how to read and write.

Yeah man, I know 2nd grade is considered your senior year in Mississippi. (sorry Linkster...)

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I was making an effort to say something nice before blasting you.

You blasted me? Where?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

|No, not at all. I openly admit and have stated publicly on this board that I am a small player in this business.

OK.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

However, I am appreciative of the trust and the respect that I have from my fellow webmasters. Even if I was highly successful, I doubt if I would go around telling folks. I enjoy being just another redneck from Mississippi. I can retain friends longer that way as it is always best to expect friends to look down rather than up.

I am a redneck from Georgia. Always good me chat with a fellow Southerner.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

First, I never said you sucked. Without calling your name, I implied that you were an egotistical prick..

Whatever dude. I got the message loud and clear.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I have submitted to you in the past for two reasons: 1) I am a whore.

So you want to insult me out of one side of my mouth and take my traffic out the other? "Whore" is a poor choice of words..."idiot", "leach", and "hypocryte" come to mind quickly. I'm sure I can come up with a lot more.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

and 2) daretwo is a good member of this board and I like him..

LOL...yeah, Daretwo is great. Ask him who pays him every week, on time, would gladly lend him money, gives him nice bonuses on holidays, and pretty much lets him keep his own schedule?

I'm not a good member of this board? I know I've gotten in beefs with a person or two here (including Greenguy), but all of that has been settled. I've supported this board since day one and wil continue to. A link to GG&Jim is on every page a webmaster sees after submission, on my resource page, bought advertsing, and if they have a problem with being listed...I send them here. End of story.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

However, submitting to you is not that important to me so I can and will stop..

I don't care one way or the other. I not going to blacklist you.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

You don't even have to ask. (Damn there goes the grand babies' shoes).

Stop if you want to stop, submit if you want to submit...I see that you have quite a few sites listen in the queue already.

I hope you enjoyed the sales. Even if it did come from a scumbag like myself.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I know that feeling. It takes balls to go public with a pissing contest and you never know which skunk will win. Most likely both will lose something..

As you will soon learn.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Anyway, who gives a shit about you hammering the guy? That was old news to this board. It sounds personal to me and I think you should have pissed on your own floor or gone to the zoo..

Sorry, when you piss on a very good friends grave like that asshole did it really adds insult to injury. I hope you are never in the same situation.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I am not a cowboy. Played one before but not in this business..

Brokeback Mountain perhaps?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

I assume that you are implying here that I meant someone needed to open a drum of whoop ass on you..

Nah, not at all. You don't have the guts.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Not at all! I meant that you need to take a hard look at your tactics. Too late for an ass whooping as you can probably grow pubic hair by now..

LOL - from whom?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Anyway, it was just some friendly advice. I know since you did not ask for advice it is not worth a damn..

I am breaking out my notebook.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

A typical comment from you. We are happy that you are successful and truly wish you future success, but give us a break. We know you are a fantastic musician, a great author, SEO guru, owner of a big link list, master statistician, a busy man.

And having talent is wrong, why?

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Finally, remember that NATS' thread that you started ages ago?

No.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Did it ever occur to you that some knowledgable folks were willing to help you with a solution?.

If it is the unencrypted link code that you speak of. We were the first ones to have them. We were the 4th client NATS ever had. We also found those codes to be buggier than a Mississippi swamp. That is why we do not use them currently...sales we being lost, credited to wrong affiliates, all kinds of shit.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

No you just pissed and left. So I get this nice email from Sammy and Brett, updating me and saying thanks for my small input. I then emailed your program asking when the encode/unencode feature would be turn on..

See above.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

They didn't have a clue as to what I was speaking of. Emailed your guy back and pointed him to your thread here. It was like, bastard child, we have version 2 installed so fuck off. So I said to self, "Self, fuck a bunch of egotistical pricks" and never took a look again until a few minutes ago. The feature is not there. You started some shit but when the fix was made you never installed it. The feature is on most if not all the other NATS users' sites and I have been told by many that the feature is installed as a default. Got to be a reason for keeping those bull shit codes..

Yes, they don't work correctly. This becomes even more apparent when you are running a few hundred sales a day through NATS. If you look at most NATS programs now, you will see that they are no longer there. We are getting Version 3 this week, I'll let you know how it goes.

Originally Posted by Chop Smith

Jay, we can stop this at any point. I had much rather be known as a good ole boy.

Hell yeah buddy...last I checked there wasn't anything "good" about you. In fact, if you want to see the arrogant prick in this thread...you had better go grab a mirror. Fact is, I don't know anything about you other than Dare was listing your sites, you had bashed me a bunch (quite rudely) about my 2257 views (which I've wound up being right about so far...I'll be at the FSC meeting Thursday if you need to know what goes on), and you and your cronies have pretty much pissed on me at every opportunity.

You can say I'm egotistical or whatever you want, but last I checked being smart, talented, or successful isn't a crime…and, after all, not so long ago…I was just a little webmaster from the South…just like you.

Rip on me all you want dude…I’ll make you feel so low that you will need a parachute to jump off a dime if you want to go down that road.

Hell, I enjoy it.

If you want to stop...thats cool too.