Good morning world
I was going to relax today but I got inspired and I think I'll be working for awhile instead.
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Originally Posted by docholly
Yesterday someone bought a "golfing bear" but couldn't think of anything cute and witty to say.. i had to bite my tongue (ew) back from saying somethign like "Kiss my balls" or "I like Fore Play"
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You could also use something like what Johnny Carson told Mrs. Arnold Palmer when she said she kissed his balls for luck before a tournament. "I bet that makes his putter stand up" (yours could be "I hope this makes your putter stand up")
That's right, we seceeded where others have failed!
In fact, the celebration is going on right now...
http://www.conchrepublic.com/schedule.htm
A good Sunday to all.
Simon