[T Pat]

Here's one for you digifan

An old cowboy walks into a diner, there is only one seat left at the counter so he takes his hat off and sits down.
The girl in the next seat takes a good long look at him and asks "are you a real cowboy"
He says, " in the spring I heard the cattle up, nut the calves, give them their shots, brand them, cut the cattle out to sell and then drive the heard up to their summer pasture, in the fall I round the heard up, cut the cattle out to sell, doctor the sick and then drive the heard down to their winter pasture, so I guess you could say I'm a cowboy".
The girl thinks about his reply for a minute then says " I wake up in the morning thinking of girls, I think about girls while I'm in the shower, I think about girls while I'm eating, I think about girls while I'm at work and I think about girls when I go to bed, I'm a lesbian".
Shortly after she pays for her meal, says bye to the cowboy and leaves.
Not long after a young man sits down next to the cowboy and says good morning, the cowboy deep in thought just nods.
The young man trying to strike up a conversation says "are you a cowboy" the cowboy replies "nope, I'm a lesbian".