[stacystreur]

Hey, kids! Let's all go visit chubby chiseler Jay Servidio of Teleteria where he lives and runs his fraud-drenched adult turnkey Web-site operation. There, we can engage in a frank exchange of views with him concerning his continuing fraud against innocent newbies. Should be fun! The following is the latest information on malignant vulture Servidio, according to our latest background check:

SERVIDIO, JAY ANTHONY, Age 45
268 Jelliff Mill Rd., New Canaan, CT 06840
203-966-3700 (but there's no need to call ahead, just show up!)

(Don't be fooled by Teleteria's impressive Lexington Avenue address in Manhattan. Like everything else involving Teleteria, it's a sham. It's a cheesy mail-drop address and not an office at all. Also, ignore Teleteria's old Richmond Hill Road address. The resident-clown of the adult Web business was booted out of his condo there for running an unauthorized business in his basement. Here's a two-bit con man who claims to be making millionaires out of his customers, but operates his business out of his home and can't even afford to pay his employees, FedEx, or his other furious creditors.)

Here’s how you get to slithering cretin Jay Servidio's place starting from, say, Seventh Avenue and West 29th Street in Manhattan:

Start out going west on W 29th St toward Eighth Ave.

Turn right onto West Side Hwy/NY-9A N/12th Ave. Continue to follow NY-9A N

Take Exit 14 toward George Washington Bridge/I-95/Cross Bronx Expwy/W. 178th St.

Merge onto Cross Bronx Expy/I-95 N/US-1 N toward Cross Bronx Expwy

Take the I-87 Exit 1C toward Maj Deegan Expwy/Albany/Queens

Merge onto I-87 N via Exit 3N toward Albany

Take Exit 4 toward Cross County Pkwy

Stay straight to go onto Central Park Ave

(Don’t give up! We’re making real progress towards malignant vulture Servidio’s residence.)

Take Cross County Pkwy East ramp toward Bronx River Pkwy

Take the ramp toward Hutchinson Pkwy

Merge onto Cross County Pkwy E

Cross County Pkwy E becomes Hutchinson River Pkwy N

Hutchinson River Pkwy N becomes Ct-15N/Merritt Pkwy

Take the CT-106/Old Stamford Rd exit—exit 36

Turn left onto Old Stamford Rd/CT-106

Turn left onto Jelliff Rd and prepare for a lot of whining from the blubbery mother of all liars.

Whew! Typing these directions is almost as tedious as watching a Teleteria infomercial. Be sure and meet Servidio’s “lovely” wife Carol, his coconspirator in fraud. On second thought, the less said about her, the better. Let us know how it goes.

NOTE: This is not a drive-by post. Since many of you live to chat, I want to be as accommodating as possible. However, we can cut to the chase right away.

1. Yes, we’re baaaack!

2. Yes, we will be posting all over the Web.

3. No, were not moving on. We’ll move on when the beady-eyed sausage-shaped con artist and his coconspirator wife are out of business and in jail for fraud.

4. We should have done “due diligence” before being conned by Servidio and Teleteria. You’re absolutely correct on that account.

5. These types of posts are “vindictive.” If you think these posts are vindictive, you’re obviously not from New York City. You ain't seen nuthin' yet!

6. We may get in trouble with these posts. The only way we’ll get in trouble is if flabby fraudster Servidio crushed us with his massive girth. We’re pretty quick, so I don’t think there’s real danger.

Let’s chat.