Hey Dave, that description looks fine translated into Pig Latin
'oTay ucksay awayyay ickday enwhay onyay ayay eadhay antyhosepay ityay isyay easantplay'
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-piglatin/
Haha Docholly!! I have this image of a rubber cock wielding robber in pantyhose running into a convenience store shouting, 'up you hands this a robbery'. LMAO
