There are heaps of thing I don't get, and I'm saying that even as I'm new enough to this biz not to have seen some categories (men humping balloons? I don't even want to see that...

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Funny how so many here dislikes facials, wasn't this whole industry kind of built around the moneyshot?
I don't get old and fat, I don't get squirting, and I really don't get CFNM.. wtf, they're just sitting there

Public thongs and similar are also on my "don't get" list, I mean just walk outside and watch the beach girls for chrissake
I actually don't get much of the whole "Amateur" thing and complaints that porn looks too professional and glossy and whatnot. It's supposed to look professional, Amateur is what happens in my bedroom already! Maybe I should go work for Private...