I was walking into the gas station and I saw some green on the ground at the curb about 5 feet from the entrance. It was partially covered by some leaves and dirt and looked like it had been there for a while. Every red blooded American knows money green when they see it and this was almost definately it. I hesitated for a second and considered that it would be embarassing if I picked it up and it turned out to be the wrapper of a sucker. If it was only a dollar would it be worth suffering the possible embarassment? I said hell with it and picked it up. I un-krinkled it and it was a $50 dollar bill. As I was sticking it into my pocket I wondered how many people walked by that krinkled up money green object on the ground and were too shy or embarassed to pick it up.
The lesson of this story is... I forget... I bought some beer with that $50 bucks and now Im stinkin drunk. Oh yeah! Find some money and buy some beer. It makes you happy
