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Old 2006-07-03, 09:32 PM   #7
Cleo
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Originally Posted by docholly
July 4th is the anniversary of the date that North America (includes USA/Canada and Mexico) crossed the land bridge over the Bering Strait and invaded the USSR, gave Belarus, Ukraine, Hungary, Lithuania, Romania and all the "Stans" permission to dialogue with other countries AND declared that those women under the age of 75 that live in Russia would now be considered content unless they could prove their livingroom was still done in 1960's wallpaper or their only partner was 30 years their junior. Then they are exempt.
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I needed a goof laugh.

Came home from the grocery store to a house full of police with two police cars parked in front of my house.

In a strange twist of fate I forgot to lock my front door and the something tripped the motion sensor in my patio. The cats once in awhile trip the motion sensors so nothing unusual except coming home to a house full of police. Alarm company called the police and when the police got here they found my front door unlocked so came in to check everything.

Everything is fine except my nerves.

Time to relax…
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