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Old 2004-01-07, 05:01 AM   #2
Wazza
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Great post Dave |rasta|

I'll add Site Titles to the mix

- It's rather simple really - you make up a three or four word phrase and stick it up the top of your warning page - don't fucking hide it - keep it front and bloody centre - doesn't have to be a pretty graphic - just bold face and obvious - I'm not asking for gobby here people!) Sorry got a bit excited there...

And have a bitch session over some other stuff...

- Add 5 mins to the process and surf your sites online before submitting them and load every pic (FULLY! Want to shit me to tears? Upload pic #30 in ascii...)

- Read your text backwards to look for spelling errors (they stick out that way) calling a MILF a MULF makes you look like a dickhead (probably won't get you rejected though).

- Don't try to make round pegs fit into square holes - if you want to promote a big tits site find a girl with big tits - mosquito bites don't count and will likely get you rejected for being an idiot.

NB All vitriole in the preceding was for effect only - no offense intended - any similarity to persons alive or dead is purely coincidental
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