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Old 2004-01-09, 08:24 AM   #17
docholly
Nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus
 
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Originally posted by Wazza
Or put just put up a banner to a big tits site.

If your model is as flat as a board your surfer may well be saying "shit she's hot, but she'd be better if she had a decent rack" - and you say "well look here surfer, the solution is right at hand - here's a site with busty vixens a plenty."

You might find that such techniques turn a profit.

But for crying out loud - don't bang on about how huge her hooters are and how you'd like to tit-fuck her - you're not fooling anyone (just like a push-up bra). And definately don't call the site "D-cup Busty Amateur" or something similar because you're leaving the reviewer no choice - to put it in big tits to keep with your title makes us look like dickheads too - and we're not too keen on that...

Can i hear an AMEN!!!

I just rejected a site who's sponsors were Ebony and interracial and the models on the site were as white as the snow outside my door!!

Not a chocolate holly-pop in the pictures yet his copy was: See this blonde take big black dicks and like it. (i cleaned up the copy cuz i don't use THOSE words)...and if you are a member of this board DO NOT SUBMIT your racist bullshit crap again, i'll ban you for being a bigot. not everyone looking for Interracial content is a member of the KKK and they certainly do not make enough money in their 7.25 an hour jobs in Walfart to afford your sponsor.

*climbs off her soap box*...

Big tits when they have tiny tittys
FAT girls when they can barely pinch an inch
Pornstars who really are candidates for corrective facial surgery
Centerfolds who come from Dogs - r- us magazine
Pantyhose when the girl is in stockings. there is a difference
and the biggest, in my opinion, abuser:

Teens where the content saw the backside of 21 YEARS ago!!

*plops on the bottom step from her soapbox*..

Whew that was a lot of steps!!

DD as ALWAYS you have GREAT advice. I actually have a note pad open when i see "tips" or "trix" that i copy and paste, so i can refer back when i'm questioning something. Works very very well.

Thanks for starting this.

DHG<<<needs more coffee, that climb wore me out
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