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Originally Posted by cd34
Can you make a Useless Rigid Sail for a j-boat?
Could it be a new business for you? Useless Sails.... has sort of a catchy ring to it.
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My sails all have a unique patent-pending design which prevents wind damage. One day, while sitting at a traffic light in town, I noticed that the banner hanging across the street (announcing some sort of fair) had rows of curved slits through it, which allow the wind to pass through the banner rather than forcing the banner and its restraints to fight the forces of nature.
My new sails have those genius pass-thru slits, so they really are useless sails.
