I was just yanking your chain Virgo...definitely no need for apologies or busses
Besides, I AM an ass...just ask my girlfriend...she calls me a Big Ol Mean Ass all the time
Back on subject though...
Best suggestion Thotmes would be to contact your host...tell them exactly what stats you want to see, and hopefully they can help you out. Most stats packages have various levels of info that can be provided depending on what's installed and configured.
However, a word of caution as well...which I'm sure your host will restate. The more of those options you use, the more server resources will be expended to support stats. Don't let stats run your life...SALES are what really matter
I use a fairly stripped down version of awstats and it gives me as much as I need