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Originally Posted by Fonz
What problem?
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Don't you see Fonz? An epidemic is starting!
First, women are flicking their beans... men are wanking their yank... next thing ya know people will stop yearning for the life of a masochistic martyr and actually start taking pleasure in life!
There'll be a sexual liberation! Men will be expected to learn how to pleasure their wives! Women will flaunt the power of their sexuality over men!
The cum will stain the walls white in every church! And the streets will flow with cloudy, sticky fluids! We'll be up to our eyeballs seminal and vaginal fluids before the next harvest moon! No one will be safe!
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I know someone who's a born again. She talks like this... slippery slope kinda stuff. She's also a real bitch too. I wonder if she's getting enough
porn flakes in her diet.
