[ponygirl]

Originally Posted by virgohippy

Nah. I think the word Useless will instead take on a new meaning.

Useless - Verb

1. To be productive while giving the appearance of idleness in order to confuse the enemy.
Use: "Him? He's just being Useless. He gets a lot of shit done."

2. To give advice while being verbally abusive.
Use: "Don't be hurt by Useless advice. Listen to him. He's really helping you."

3. To feign ignorance while providing humorous, enlightening, or insightful information delivered in a sarcastic tone.
Use: Have you read these forums?