Congratulations Greenguy
Just a day of working but I may hit the beach this afternoon if the weather stays nice.

Was the designated sober driver last night like I always am. I'm backing my neighbor's Hummer in the parking lot of the strip club when I hear bam. I was backing up real slowly and besides using the Hummer's mirrors it has a backup camera that I was also using so I'm like why didn't I see the car when I realized it wasn't my fault. Two guys drunk in a little white econo box came speeding backwards through the parking lot and ran into the back of the Hummer. Nothing at all happened to the Hummer but the bumper got ripped on their car. They didn't want to call the cops perhaps due to the fact that they were both pretty drunk. Since there was no damage to the Hummer we let them go on their drunk way.
Not that I'm complaining but where are this year's storms? This so far has been one of the nicest summers that I remember. It hasn't even been that hot or humid most days. Last night it was actually kind of cool.