I still have room for... all but... one... partner submitter account. Are the rules too assholish? Not enough categories

Did I scare you off with my bad language on my rules? No recip partner accounts for GG & Jim folks! Come and Get Em! This TGP will be the biggest on the internet some day with top spots in the se for every major porn related keyword, dont miss out! When I get back from this haul there better be at least 3 partner account requests or I will be forced to open a can of whoop ass.
WB