This is acceptable on a free site:
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<a href="http://www.shitbag.com/idiot/moron.php?id=XXXXX" onmouseover="window.status='http://www.shitbag.com/';return true" onmouseout="self.status='';return true" title="Stupid Fucker">Idiot</a>
That chunk of shit you want to use
IS NOT ACCEPTABLE and isn't going to become acceptable.