I don't know how many here will remember the Congressional Page sex scandal of 1983, but to bring back some humor from those days...
Do you know why Congressmen don't use bookmarks?
They prefer to bend their pages over.

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Last edited by Simon; 2006-09-30 at 09:04 AM..
Reason: Note that back then a "bookmark" had nothing to do with the Internet
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