My day started off pretty good.
After fighting off a foul demon from my grandparents house, and eventually turning him to stone with my mysterious martial arts skills, a naked, minature woman landed on my nose. She had wings, and twinkled with a soft pink light. I knew her to be a fairy, but I'd never seen one before.
She wrapped her thighs tight around the bridge of my manly shaped face decoration and spoke to me in a surprisingly deep, fairy voice.
"I saw you fight that evil creature. You're a hot hero," she said. Before I could figure out how to respond to the presense of a fairy, let alont a naked fairy - she was a true fairy, the kind which flitters around nude as any being of the wild should be - she started grinding her itty bitty fairy cunt up and down on my big, masculine nose.
After a few moments of this I asked her if she was having fun.
"Indeed," she said. "But I'll have more fun if you take me to a secret place... I do have magic powers you know. I can turn you into a fairy too, and show you why we're the envy of all the magical creatures..."
... needless to say, it was a fun adventure, and one I'll never forget.
