[Simon IA Cash]

When it comes to the elections, Republicans will get their edge on gay marriage concerns. I have a friend who works for a Republican senator (don't ask, it's as if he's intelligent in every other way... he even loves porn... then again they probably all do... anyway...) and he said that's what'll get people to the booths, so they're lumping as much as possible. I suppose a to-be-dead Saddam doesn't hurt, though.