Morning
Looking to be another overcast rainy day.
Most of my swelling has gone down in my face but now I've got a lot of bruising so I kind of look like I've been in a bar fight or rain into a brick wall drunk. Will probably spend the daylight hours hiding. Guess it actually is a good thing that it's getting dark at 5:30 in the afternoon since I'll probably be living a vampire's life for the next week.
Just when I think I've heard it all… I'm having sex with a couple of my friends the other night when the girl yells out to the guy fucking her "now pull it out and glaze my donut." I'm glad that I wasn't the only one that about lost it when she yelled that out.
I wonder who they have fixed the votes to elect this time?