Our polling place is the local High School. There is always parking on the street in front of the school. Across the street from the school is a park. Today, they had "No Parking" signs installed in front of the school. I parked there anyway and told the cop to give me a ticket. I really hoped he would so we could go to court. He didn't...
But, this old guy comes walking through the park and starts calling the cop a son of a bitch trying to steal his social security

The guy was 92 years old. We ended up walking him in and let him go before us. He bitched all the way saying this was his first election where he was not voting for any Republicans.
So we asked the voting volunteers why there were "No Parking" signs there today. They seemed surprised by it.