Hey I'm that slow guy in the left lane
Actually No - but close
I'd add;
Cashiers that can't change the paper roll on their own.
Cold French Fries
The first words of a phone call are "XYZ company, can you hold please" - Hell NO and I hang up
And My biggie -
NO Satellite connection, which I still pay for, at the cabin (too many trees) Their suggestion, build a 100 foot tower.
Going to dig out the last Klondike bar about now