Saw some crazy and funny shit Saturday night. My wife's company she works for had their yearly christmas party, this is the 3rd year my wife has worked there so its the third christmas party we've been to and every year it seems to get wilder and wilder. This year it got really fucking crazy with a huge fight that had probably 8-9 people brawling at the same time.
My wife's friend took her husband who seems like a jackass anyways, but he got to drinking way too much and guess it turns out that he's one of those dumbasses that has to prove how much of a bad ass he is when he's drunk. I guess he was ready to go and his wife (my wife's friend from work) wasn't ready yet and he started getting shitty with her said something like bitch you have to the count of 3 to get your ass in the car or else. I didnt hear exactly what was said after that because I had to take a piss, but I could hear some guys yelling at each other while I was in the bathroom. So I come out from taking a piss and my wife is at the door ready to go so we head out the door and right outside the door my wife's friend and her drunk jackass husband and a couple dudes that work there yelling at each other. I guess this girls husband threatened to beat her if she didnt get in the car right now and these other guys were sticking up for her. While they were trying to do the right thing they all were drunk off their asses and being stupid fucks themselves. While they were out there screaming at each other and yelling about how they were gonna fuck each other up, my wife's friend was out there standing by herself bawling. So instead of just leaving my wife goes over to her to make sure she's gonna be alright. While she's talking to her friend things continue to esculate and punches end up being thrown between this girls husband and one of the guys that work there. The fight is going on right behind and beside our car so we are stuck. Guess word gets inside about a fight going on and everybody comes running outside and a bunch of the guys who are all drunk try and break it up. Well the drunk bastard that started all of this just starts throwing punches and before you know it all these dudes are brawling in the parking lot. One of the ladies just kept saying you guys had better just break it up or I am gonna call the cops. They kept giving them chances but they just kept fighting so she called the cops. Then after she had called she said look the cops are on their way so unless you want to end up in jail you had better just go. Well this crazed drunk bastard wouldnt give it up. Sure enough the cops pull up and before the cop even gets a chance to get out of his car that motherfucker high tails it and takes off down an alley. The cops and the other guys go running after him. Another cop pulls in the parking lot and blocks us in so we aint going anywhere. We said fuck it and went back inside because by this time were were freezing our asses off. About 10-15 minutes later we go outside to leave again and I guess they caught him because he was hand cuffed sitting in the back of the cop car screaming and jirating so hard that the whole cop car was shaking. We were finally able to finally leave. Oughta be interesting to get the whole story and what all happened when my wife gets home from work today. haha
