I've got a few for ya;
"We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavours & furniture polish is made from real lemons..."
--- Alfred E. Newman
"A Criminal is a person with predatory instincts without sufficient capital to form a corporation."
--- Clarence Darrow
"Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, & county commissioners."
--- Edward Abbey
"When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books...That Tolstoy crap. People shouldn't read that stuff."
--- Iron Mike Tyson
"When you can't say 'fuck,' you can't say 'fuck the government.'"
---Lenny Bruce
" Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind."
- Gen. William C. Westmoreland
"Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell."
--- Edward Abbey
Yep I'm a bit of a cynical wildass radical
