LOL Toby!
That is the funniest shit I've read in a long long time
Reminds of my Jamaican buddy Rudy's hot sauce. He brings it with him whenever he goes for wings. He'll order kamikaze suicide extra hot sauce and try it with a couple, not hot enough for him so out comes his hot sauce.
I tried it once, on one wing, it hurt me so bad I was crying and I swear that sauce burned my fingers. The mans digestive system is entirely asbestos
