Well, good news everyone!
The king of nigera today said he was going to give me 50,000,000 dollars! all I had to do is email him my account information.
So now its just a waiting game. I am going to fly out to nigeria to thank him personally soon enough!
Seems they're having trouble laundrying their money and while i shouldnt be spreading the word in a public forum i figured what the heck!
I'm rich, BIATCH!!
Just kidding

Just thought I'd put a smile on your face, and see if anyone panic'd
Seriously, who falls for that shit
