Gnat, glad you came over here and made your case. Sorry about the nasty email, but that stuff really sets me off. I would definitely take Fonz's advice and get a virtual account somewhere. Those are mega affordable these days.
And welcome to the board.
Cleo and MML, I don't think we disagree on free hosts, I don't list em either. I think we just disagree on the definition of what one is. But it's all good.