I think you mean
menopause unless you have some unknown Dutch/Asian affliction that I've never heard of.
So far the most stimulating thing that I've done today is puked while cleaning up the big nasty mess that my newly adopted cats made in the guest bedroom. This is why I don't usually have a litter box and have cats doors so that my cats can do their thing outdoors. My two newly adopted cats are very soon going to be shown how to use the cat doors so I moved their nasty litter box next to the cat door today.