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Old 2007-11-19, 10:53 PM   #1
koalaTalex
A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!
 
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Dirty Ditty

Misty-Marie

The tea trolley trollop, Miss Misty-Marie,
Sells soft drinks and coffee and toffee and tea,
But the blue collar blokes,
Could care less for their cokes,
For her fanny she flogs for a fee.

Taken from Donny's Dirty Book of Verse, Volume 1
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