[gimo33]

Originally Posted by papagmp

I ran into my ex the other day – she looked great but I had these weird conflicting feelings….. I really wanted to fuck her…. and at the same time I really wanted to kill her.

But then the major dilemma: which one first?

If I fucked her first, I’d have to fight for it - just like when we were married.

And if I killed her first, she’d just lay there lifeless - just like when we were married.

ahahahaha