I feel your pain too.
In my circles we have whole groups of folks who refer
to themselves as adjectives, as in:
"Hello, I'm Joe and I'm a dominant."
or
"Hi, i'm nancy and i'm a submissive." (lowercase "i" for another peeve)
There is also the often-used "I am a dominate" for those who prefer to refer to themselves as a verb.
I always advise others to never let someone who thinks they're an adjective, or a verb, tie you up or hit you with anything.
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