[Cleo]

Originally Posted by Useless Warrior

I can't imagine why that would rub you wrong. I once spotted a guy walking away after his golder retriever took a dump on my lawn. I walked out onto the porch and yelled something unintelligible at him. He apologized pretty quickly, but it was too late. You see, I have this problem - I can't argue coherently in person. I'm an emotional person, so my remarks always seem to sound at least semi-psychotic. I kept yelling to him, as he was quickly walking away, something to the order of, "you think I don't have enough shit in my life? I have too much shit. You think I need your shit?" He was back the next day with a bag to remove his dog's shit. And me, being the ass that I am, I thanked him.

Wow, no shit...