[Useless]

All is calm here now, but it sounds like it's supposed to get windy and start snowing again. Well, I think that's what they're saying. The weather people don't seem to have a clue either, so that's nice. I spent much of the morning out in the cold and sleet with my fellow oil-dependent snow blowing pioneers, battling nature's wrath off of our driveways and sidewalks. I felt so manly I had to go out and buy eggs, bacon, sausage and orange juice so I could make myself a big fatty breakfast, just like the ones my father used to make for my brother and me after forcing us to shovel our 300 ft driveway after a blizzard. Ah, those were the days.