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My wife once asked me if I would date again after she passed.
I answered "Of course not darling, you're the only woman for me".
A few weeks later she asked "But seriously, would you remarry and let another woman in my house after I pass?"
Again I answered "Of course not darling, you're the only woman for me".
A week later she asked again "Come on Richard, tell me the truth, would you fuck another woman in my bed after I'm gone?"
Again I answered "Of course not darling, you're the only woman for me".
The next day she asked "Now tell the truth - would you let another woman use my golf clubs if I were no longer here?"
I answered, "Hell no, she's left handed".
But seriously Jim - we love you and wish you only the best - so do what's best for you and ignore all of us.
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