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Good Morning!
Smoking the appetizer while I debate whether to have a seafood omelette or eggs with my sausage, biscuits and gravy, grits, and hash browns.
Gonna be a long ass day round here as I have to go to court later this afternoon. Couple of weeks ago I was tooting on a number and walked across my yard and stepped in another steaming pile of dog shit that was left by that retard down the road's mutt.
I came back in, cleaned my foot, rolled another joint and headed his way.
I was mid shit on his fucking porch when he comes out the door raising hell so I picked up a club of wood and popped him.
Sat in the county jail for a couple of hours and made bail, so today I'm gonna get a continuance on the assault. vandalism, and possession charges and plot revenge.
Have a shit-free day!
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