[Useless]

I've got a dental cleaning at 9:30 and I still need to shave so that the evil, yet attractive, Russian hygienist who I usually get won't have to run her latex gloves along my sandpaper face. Yup, it's another half hour of me convincing her that I floss more often than I really do and her convincing me that I'm going to die. (She's a little severe.)

Have a wonderful rainy day. I know I will.