Greenguy's Board - View Single Post

neo-gel · 2004-02-26, 08:11 AM

Actually ExtremeJohn the logistics of administering truth serum would make it unfeasible.

I think the way to go is to force anyone looking to get into the business to go to a testing page, This page would play a flash presentation that by using flashing transitions and looped techno music causes the visitor to go into hypnotic epileptic seizure. While under hypnotic control the individual is forced to truthfully make one of two choices. 1 "I will be an honest webmaster." or 2 "I will be a cheating uberdumbass." If number 1 is selected the individual is welcomed into the industry. If number 2 is selected a second flash presention implants a hypnotic suggestion that forces the individual to never touch a computer again, and explains the merits of a career in fast food.

Now if I could just figure how to do mind control using flash I could retire as ruler of the world. Either that or I'd get sued by acacia for copyright infringment.

2004-02-26, 08:11 AM	#5
neo-gel Are you sure you're an accredited and honored pornographer? Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Land of beer, cheese, and brats Posts: 64	Actually ExtremeJohn the logistics of administering truth serum would make it unfeasible. I think the way to go is to force anyone looking to get into the business to go to a testing page, This page would play a flash presentation that by using flashing transitions and looped techno music causes the visitor to go into hypnotic epileptic seizure. While under hypnotic control the individual is forced to truthfully make one of two choices. 1 "I will be an honest webmaster." or 2 "I will be a cheating uberdumbass." If number 1 is selected the individual is welcomed into the industry. If number 2 is selected a second flash presention implants a hypnotic suggestion that forces the individual to never touch a computer again, and explains the merits of a career in fast food. Now if I could just figure how to do mind control using flash I could retire as ruler of the world. Either that or I'd get sued by acacia for copyright infringment.