[Useless]

Since I didn't want to go to that musty camp-type-thing, I've been left home alone. Abandoned, really. My daughter refused to go as well, but she went to her mother's house instead. (Yes, I've had sex with more than one woman. It's hard to believe, I know.) So here I am, bored as fuck, but at least I'm not swatting away mosquitoes and sleeping in a crappy old bed like my wife and son.

I spent Monday and Tuesday prepping and sealing my driveway. That sucked. I had to go back for one last bucket of goo, and even though I purchased the exact same shit, it was of a soupier consistency and the area that I used it on is a different shade.That's really not how you want to finish two days of back-breaking work.

Last night, I watched The Life Aquatic and The Royal Tenenbaums before I went to bed. That is probably why I feel weird and sort of melancholy this morning.