[Useless]

SEO is a funny thing. It's almost voodoo. The guy who posted before me pulled a number out of his ass and he should probably stick it right back up there. There's no minimum or maximum, just write posts that you are happy with. Use keyword phrases diligently, but not too often, especially those that appear in a post's title. (If you read your own post and a keyword sounds awkwardly repetitive, you should swap it out for some synonyms.) Basically, posts should be easily read and enjoyed by surfers without sounding like one long commercial. The best SEO will seem unintentional.

Of course, some other idiot will come along and tell you that your posts don't matter and that you should only concern yourself with link trades. If he does, tell him Useless said, "go fuck yourself."