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OK - so I only slept three hours last night and my brian cells are all dead - but this is what I do know:
1. Almost half of the scheduled rebills this month were returned with this message: "Rebill Failed Notice"
2. I've received three emails like this one in the last 7 days: "Hi my name is Ruth and I just wanted to see what ur company is all about. I am currently unemployed and all the bills are due and I'm kinda at my whits-end and need cash quick. So if you could email me back w some details about how u work I'd appreciate it greatly or you can call : 719-555-5555 Thanx for ur time!! PEACE&LOVE"
Oh - and I'm closing the tipi shop as of Friday so my once-stable income of just over $200K has dwindled to a few memberships a month. With any luck, I'll be able to continue to pay the mortgage on this over-priced $152,000.00 home - which was very modest at the time I bought it and feels like a fucking boat anchor right now.
But look on the bright side - the cost of a good blowjob is falling as more and more people are driven to their knees.
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