Well, spam is spam, and my reply isn't really relevant to webmaster business, and so I apologise for the bitterness that's about to follow. It's mainly because of the words "British porn on TV" that you used.
Can tell me when Television X, (on British television -
not online), is going to be showing penetration, cumshots, oral sex, or anything harder than the awful cut-away-quick softcore rubbish that it does at the moment?
Oh, wait a minute, you're not actually
allowed to show that stuff on UK TV are you, but still thousands of people join thinking that this is what they'll get.
Bloody rip-off.
Good luck with promoting hardcore online using softcore television programming.