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Originally Posted by Mr Exotic

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Here is some insider knowledge, haha. My wife likes to try to fuck with me and give me a boner before family gatherings trying to make me walk in with a hard on, she thinks its fucking hilarious watching me try to hide it. We'll be pulling up in the driveway and every once in a while she'll grab at my cock trying to get me hard and embarassed. I sit in the car for about 10 seconds thinking of a gay facial cumshot on some gay site I just made and it always does the trick, haha.

lol.
You're not gay for sure.